Information Happy May 1st you cowards

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Today we respect the union workers that held their bosses at gunpoint until they agreed to grant rights to their employees. Thank a blue collar union worker today. If you chose to work more than an 8 hour shift on this day, however, know that you have disgraced all of the men who came before you in your lineage.

To clarify this post exists only for the purpose of calling out @gato and @Flint who decided to work 12 hour shifts today because they wanted nothing more than to DISGRACE THEIR FAMILY. Deadass I'm about to DM your grandmother and tell her you're anti coal miner and pro bourgeoise. Also @Flint stop trying to pronounce that word there's too many vowels in it for you that don't follow your rules. You know who else didn't follow the rules? That's right. Laborers. WHO YOU HATE. See that? It's called sticking the landing chumps. Get union mogged, son

 

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reading your posts is always like a fever dream

 

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i agree tho 100% everything said here is factual

 

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reading your posts is always like a fever dream

What do you mean? I'm hella grounded. Like the 10,000+ coal miners who engaged in what technically classifies as American's second civil war during the Battle of Blair Mountain in 1921 to ensure the right to labor organize.

To clarify they're grounded in a different meaning of the word in that they're dead now. Thanks President Warren. G Harding (said in a Thanks Obama voice)

 

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What do you mean? I'm hella grounded. Like the 10,000+ coal miners who engaged in what technically classifies as American's second civil war during the Battle of Blair Mountain in 1921 to ensure the right to labor organize.

To clarify they're grounded in a different meaning of the word in that they're dead now. Thanks President Warren. G Harding (said in a Thanks Obama voice)

I don't get it, if you're grounded like the coal miners that are grounded in a 'dead now' way, then why aren't you dead? This is unnaccaptable story-telling, absolutely abbyssmal, if you were hired in 1922 to write about the coal miners, all the actors would leave immidietaly after reading your script. I suggest reading a treatise written by Aristotle around 335 BCE called 'Poetics', it'll get you up to speed in how to actually tell a story that isn't completely mediocre, noob.

 

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I don't get it, if you're grounded like the coal miners that are grounded in a 'dead now' way, then why aren't you dead? This is unnaccaptable story-telling, absolutely abbyssmal, if you were hired in 1922 to write about the coal miners, all the actors would leave immidietaly after reading your script. I suggest reading a treatise written by Aristotle around 335 BCE called 'Poetics', it'll get you up to speed in how to actually tell a story that isn't completely mediocre, noob.

I think there's a misunderstanding here. When I said grounded, I actually meant in the third meaning of the word. Both me and a deceased coal miner are both capable of redirecting an electrical current.

Also, don't bring Aristotle into this. He and I have beef. He knows what he did. In this household we base our line of exploratory analysis on the works of Socrates when we're having a good day, and Plato when we're having a bad day. And brother, that cave light is shining

 

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I think there's a misunderstanding here. When I said grounded, I actually meant in the third meaning of the word. Both me and a deceased coal miner are both capable of redirecting an electrical current.

Also, don't bring Aristotle into this. He and I have beef. He knows what he did. In this household we base our line of exploratory analysis on the works of Socrates when we're having a good day, and Plato when we're having a bad day. And brother, that cave light is shining

you’ve taken one word and stretched it across labor history, electrical theory, and ancient philosophy, i will not be accepting that. This is as if i took a big piece of dogshit, chopped it up into 3 pieces, and asked you to eat each one because each piece somehow tastes different, it doesn't work like that lady.

But let's say it does work like that, how the FUCK are coal miners grounded in that sense? They're MINERS not electricians! Doofus.

And I SPOKE with aristotle about your mishaps, trust me, you aren't putting the blame on that INNOCENT man. Atleast he manages to keep sense in more than 1 sentence. Even a famous line from socrates says "“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - so don't try bringing your beef into this.

 

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you’ve taken one word and stretched it across labor history, electrical theory, and ancient philosophy, i will not be accepting that. This is as if i took a big piece of dogshit, chopped it up into 3 pieces, and asked you to eat each one because each piece somehow tastes different, it doesn't work like that lady.

But let's say it does work like that, how the FUCK are coal miners grounded in that sense? They're MINERS not electricians! Doofus.

And I SPOKE with aristotle about your mishaps, trust me, you aren't putting the blame on that INNOCENT man. Atleast he manages to keep sense in more than 1 sentence. Even a famous line from socrates says "“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - so don't try bringing your beef into this.

The thing about dog shit is that I would argue it's best in three pieces for the purpose of a variety of dipping sauces. Barbecue sauce, garlic aeoli, and a Cajun buffalo. This way you've got variety to the flavor profile.

Also, you have a good energy about you. That said, despite you not specializing in a trade, aren't you by that logic still an electrifying minor?

And if we're really intending on focusing on quoting others, was it not the philosopher Kanye West who said "No one man should have all that power"? The class based ideals of the hellinistic period don't hold their weight once recontextualized through 2000's era billboard chart hits

 

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The thing about dog shit is that I would argue it's best in three pieces for the purpose of a variety of dipping sauces. Barbecue sauce, garlic aeoli, and a Cajun buffalo. This way you've got variety to the flavor profile.

Also, you have a good energy about you. That said, despite you not specializing in a trade, aren't you by that logic still an electrifying minor?

And if we're really intending on focusing on quoting others, was it not the philosopher Kanye West who said "No one man should have all that power"? The class based ideals of the hellinistic period don't hold their weight once recontextualized through 2000's era billboard chart hits

Okay, the introduction of dipping sauces into the dogshit framework is ambitious, i will give you that, however i might argue that sweet and sour sauce is better with dogshit - of course depending on the breed of the dog - atleast that's what my friend told me, i wouldn't personally know that of course.

But for the worldplay here, you now took grounded and made it into 4 definitions, this is no longer like cutting up dogshit, instead, you're taking it, grinding it, and baking a cake with it. This can no longer be called dogshit, you've completely lost the plot here.. And me? Good energy? You'd think the coldest place on earth is a high ridge in Antarctica, but that's false, infact it is my heart. I am pure evil, I won't be fooled by your remarks, i will not dumb down or lower my guard here. I WILL NOT be eating your cake made out of dogshit.

And kanye west is a SHIT philosopher, you might aswell be saying that justin bieber is a singer. I will now astound you with niche knowledge of culture - Bill Gates - and his quote "let there be microsoft" (or something along those lines).. this was a groundbreaking event in the history of our earth and shows you just how signifacant human life is. And if human life is significant, then 2000's era billboard charts don't matter, because neither billboards nor charts are human.