Happy May 1st you cowards

The Wife said

I think there's a misunderstanding here. When I said grounded, I actually meant in the third meaning of the word. Both me and a deceased coal miner are both capable of redirecting an electrical current.

Also, don't bring Aristotle into this. He and I have beef. He knows what he did. In this household we base our line of exploratory analysis on the works of Socrates when we're having a good day, and Plato when we're having a bad day. And brother, that cave light is shining

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you’ve taken one word and stretched it across labor history, electrical theory, and ancient philosophy, i will not be accepting that. This is as if i took a big piece of dogshit, chopped it up into 3 pieces, and asked you to eat each one because each piece somehow tastes different, it doesn't work like that lady.

But let's say it does work like that, how the FUCK are coal miners grounded in that sense? They're MINERS not electricians! Doofus.

And I SPOKE with aristotle about your mishaps, trust me, you aren't putting the blame on that INNOCENT man. Atleast he manages to keep sense in more than 1 sentence. Even a famous line from socrates says "“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - so don't try bringing your beef into this.